cauldron cake

食人族、刑天和諧音梗，作為段子界的四大爛梗，一直為病友們所不齒，被認(rèn)為是實(shí)在整不出活了拿來(lái)充數(shù)的備胎。

可青龍山就是有這樣一群人，知其不可為而為之，用他們?nèi)瞬豢擅蚕嗟奶觳艅?chuàng)造力，制造了一系列的食人族經(jīng)典。今天就給大家?guī)?lái)有可能是史上最全的食人族合集，同時(shí)預(yù)祝大家端午節(jié)安康！

壹丨1丨??

丨 Cannibalism smashes all condom companies to address food shortages

食人族為解決糧食短缺問(wèn)題，搗毀所有避孕套公司

——xp0yn8

貳丨2丨?

丨 Xiao Ming proudly held the "Goodwill Citizen" certificate from the cannibal patriarch.

小明驕傲的拿著食人族族長(zhǎng)給他頒發(fā)的“好心市民”獎(jiǎng)狀

——阿貍傷9

叁丨3丨?

丨 The cannibal patriarch caught a cold and ate a European and an African

食人族族長(zhǎng)感冒了，于是吃了一個(gè)歐洲人和一個(gè)非洲人

——權(quán)志龍偷井蓋5

肆丨4丨?

丨 The cannibal patriarch suffered from sepsis, and his son said he would catch a few lemon extracts to help his father add vitamin c.

食人族族長(zhǎng)患上了敗血癥，其兒子表示會(huì)抓幾個(gè)檸檬精來(lái)幫父親補(bǔ)充維生素c

——行者孤V

伍丨5丨??

丨 Cannibal chef cooks newly caught terrorists into molecular cuisine

食人族廚師將剛抓到的做成分子料理

——不溺水艇

陸丨6丨??

丨 The cannibal patriarch asked me 2 + 2 =. If I got it right, I would n’t eat it. Unfortunately, I was already ripe at that time, otherwise I would definitely answer it.

食人族族長(zhǎng)問(wèn)我2+2=，答對(duì)就不吃我，可惜那時(shí)候我已經(jīng)八分熟了不然我肯定能回答出來(lái)

——公孫闬

柒丨7丨??

丨 Cannibal Xiaoming goes to a villain country to fall in love

食人族小明到小人國(guó)談戀愛(ài)，一口一個(gè)親愛(ài)的

——Mr鬼貀

捌丨8丨??

丨 "The palms of the hands are all meat," praised the cannibal patriarch as he pinched his claws.

“手心手背都是肉”食人族族長(zhǎng)啃人爪時(shí)稱贊道。

——1上古戰(zhàn)龍1

玖丨9丨??

丨 Knowing the people knowing the face, but the cannibals took Wang Laohan's heart and gave him a glance to satisfy his wish

知人知面不知心，食人族掏出王老漢的心讓其看了一眼滿足了他的愿望

——孤山訪梅

拾丨10丨?

丨 Cannibals evaluate the "under-illumination" of the community fire

食人族評(píng)價(jià)本次小區(qū)火災(zāi)“欠點(diǎn)火候”

——LY柳詠

拾壹丨11丨??

丨 Xiao Hong makes herself a wife cake to the beloved cannibal academic

小紅把自己做成老婆餅向心愛(ài)的食人族學(xué)長(zhǎng)表白

——LY柳詠

拾貳丨12丨??

丨 After being arrested, Wang Laohan was regarded by the cannibals as puffed food.

被抓后王老漢一肚子氣被食人族當(dāng)作膨化食品

——ImmanuelCant

拾叁丨13丨??

丨 New chef's poor craftsmanship causes cannibal chiefs to suffer

新來(lái)的廚師手藝不好導(dǎo)致食人族酋長(zhǎng)飽受皮肉之苦

——xxxxoYY

拾肆丨14丨??

丨 The only picture of shy Xiaoming during his lifetime was because the cannibals took pictures before eating.

害羞的小明生前唯一的照片是因?yàn)槭橙俗宄燥埱耙恼铡?/strong>

——要求背誦全文丶

拾伍丨15丨??

丨 Today we come to interview the cannibal chief and his family! The child who is now biting my sartorius muscle is the chief son of the chief.

今天我們來(lái)采訪一下食人族酋長(zhǎng)與他的家人！現(xiàn)在正在撕咬我縫匠肌的孩子是酋長(zhǎng)的小兒子。

——儒雅的黃瓜屁股

拾陸丨16丨? ??

丨 Laozi eat hot pot you take a bath in the pot. The cannibal patriarch said.

老子吃火鍋你在鍋里泡澡。食人族族長(zhǎng)說(shuō)。

——xg3sw5

拾柒丨17丨???

丨 Murderer conscience flees cannibal tribeholding half of its body eaten to police station to surrender

犯良心發(fā)心逃離食人族部落抱著自己被吃的半個(gè)身體去警局自首

——會(huì)通靈的仙

拾捌丨18丨? ??

丨 Good news Dean traversed into the cannibal cauldron

好消息院長(zhǎng)穿越到了食人族的大鍋里

——主刀ruozhi黃醫(yī)師

拾玖丨19丨??

丨 The rescue station plans to send a group of osteoporosis patients to help elderly cannibals improve their diet. I hope the public will respond enthusiastically to support this kind action.

救助站擬派出一批骨質(zhì)疏松病人幫助老年食人族改善飲食希望群眾熱烈響應(yīng),支持此善舉

——穿越→菊花

貳拾丨20丨??

丨 Cannibal patriarchs change to botanicals due to superstition Buddhism

食人族族長(zhǎng)因迷信佛教改吃植物人

——壹星

注：以上圖片均來(lái)自網(wǎng)路，不代表本院立場(chǎng)